Adventures in Vernal.

This week has had some interesting adventures. There is a terrifying dinosaur dressed up as the Easter Bunny on main street. More on that later. Pot holes at Walmart. Old ladies at the gym. Terrifying dinosaur. Slide at the gym from the top level to the main level. Finding evidence I'm a nurse in my laundry. Terrifying dinosaur. Orange cowboy boots at church. Family Home Evening. Oh, and did I mention there is a terrifying dinosaur?

There are two potholes at Walmart that are the size of my car. They could probably swallow my car whole. Just saying.

I was at the gym today, which felt amazing by the way, and saw these two older ladies that were cracking me up. They were walking on the track which goes around the upper level where the cardio equipment is. One of them had her smart phone out and they were both trying to figure out how to see pictures on Facebook on her phone. Oh my gosh. I only caught portions of their conversations as they circled me but I had to try so hard not to laugh. They are very proud of their grandchildren and they would have been showing everyone if they could figure out how to use their phone:)

My gym also has a slide. It goes from the top level where the cardio and track are to the main level where the weight room and pool are. I'm pretty sure it's meant for kids but it is very tempting to slide down it after forty five minutes of cardio.

I did laundry today, and apparently I need to be better at checking my pockets. I found a saline flush and some empty pill containers. Yesterday I found a crushed pill cup in the garage. Oh the life of a nurse.

I was sitting in church on Sunday and a guy walked in and sat in front of me. He was wearing bright orange cowboy boots. I am not in Provo anymore. Family home evening on Monday was hilarious. We are learning about history cause we're taking a church history trip in August. This week we were learning about the history of the Uintah Basin. We were supposed to build a house and figure out how to feed our animals when we were surrounded by nothing but sage brush and dirt. My group would definitely die as pioneers, but we would have fun doing it. We named our farm pepperidge farms. Cause there were goldfish in the river that magically appeared in our front yard. We also had cows. Mari found out that boy cows don't have udders. That was an entertaining moment in my life. Even I knew that and I'm not from the Basin.

Now on to the terrifying dinosaur. Apparently they dress it up for every holiday, but this is the first time I've noticed it. It seriously scared the crap out of me. It looks like it ate the Easter Bunny and is proud of it. If I was a child I would be scarred for life. It lights up at night too. Making it ten times more terrifying. (side note: I have not successfully spelled the word terrifying once in this post. I've had to erase it and go back. It's a hard word to type. Try it. I dare you.) I wonder what the next holidays will bring to the creepy dinosaur.